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Aries... Mar 21-Apr 20
Leo Jul... 24-Aug 23
Sagittarius... Nov 23-Dec 21
Taurus...Apr 21-May 21
Virgo...Aug 24-Sep 23 Capricorn...Dec 22-Jan 20
Gemini...May 22-Jun 21
Libra...Sep 24-Oct 23 Aquarius...Jan 21-Feb 19
Cancer...Jun 22-Jul 23 Scorpio...Oct 24-Nov 22 Pisces...Feb 20-Mar 20

ARIES...Mar 21-Apr 20  (Fiery, Assertive, Dominant)
The Aries cat is full of energy and life with a quick, darting manner and playful personality.  So full of energy is the Aries that she is likely to dart all over the house knocking down anything that gets in her way.   Naturally the Aries cat is assertive and dominant, and as Aries is ruled by fire a fiery temper is an expected trait.  She can be combative and won't back down from a challenge whether feline or canine.  Unfortunately for her she's not a great fighter and is better at talk than action  The Arian cat is notorious for "night crazies" so anytime after midnight, don't be surprised to hear her chasing phantom butterflies or imaginary prey all through the house.  Impatience is another trait; so when she's ready for her breakfast after a night of romping you better be up or she'll start knocking everything off your night table to get you up!  She loves to play with people and is especially compatible with children, both having seemingly unexpendable energy and short attention spans.  The ideal human match for the Aries feline is those born under the sign of Aquarius, she also does very well with Scorpio, Pisces and Capricorns.

TAURUS    Apr 21-May 21  (Stubborn, Loyal, Trustworthy)
If one were to describe the Taurus feline in gentle, charitable terms, one would use terms such as conservative, predictable or homebody.  However, none of these terms truly captures its essence.  To be brutally honest, there is only one word that adequately describes the Taurean cat - Boring!  This feline equivalent of the human couch potato craves routine; the same food at the same time; naps in the same place at predictable times; playtime with the same old toys; and prefers the same old humans!  Anyone attempting to break its routine will encounter another Taurean trait - Stubbornness.  Because of its love for routine and disdain for change, proceed slowly with caution on any minor changes.  As for major changes such as moving residences, forget it!  Human with Taurus felines are advised to sign long term leases and avoid careers that involve transfers.  He may be boring but he is lovable, loyal and trustworthy; and enjoys gentle petting and tummy rubs.   Taurus is a calm, home-loving feline who needs routine and security in his life and does best with humans born under the signs of Virgo, Cancer and Capricorn.

GEMINI   May 22-Jun 21  (Energetic, Inquisitive, Chatterbox)
The Gemini feline is the eternal kitten; playful, full of energy and inquisitive.  The simply never seem to grow up, exhibiting the same kittenish traits throughout their life.  Gemini cats should have 'trouble' as their middle name because they are forever getting into it, preferring only to do things their not allowed to do.  Gemini is quite a chatterbox and you can expect to be woken up to loud and constant mewings.  Forget about sleeping in on Sundays because your Gemini sleeps little and awakens early.  Love of all kinds of food is another Gemini trait, so a word of warning - never leave your dinner plate unattended!   Fortunately she rarely develops obesity problems because she expends so much energy playing and running around.  She needs stimulation to keep from becoming bored, and loves toys that move and make noise.  Geminis fit in well with a family with children, loving the noise and chaos that children create; and loves to have other animals around to play with, especially another Gemini cat.  Such a pairing can only mean double trouble for their humans and double fun for the felines.  Humans born under the signs of Aries, Leo, Libra and Aquarius will be most compatible with the Gemini feline.

CANCER   Jun 22-Jul 23  (Devoted, Sensitive, Emotional)
Cancer is the ultimate lap cat, completely devoted to their humans and living to be stroked, petted and cuddled.  She is a sensitive and emotional cat who prefers a quiet, non-stressful household.  An ideal cat for a single, quiet homebody, you can rely on her to be a non-demanding companion.  She does like to be with her human and will follow you from room to room just to be with you.  She interacts well with humans that she is used to, but is wary of strangers and has the innate ability to sniff out humans that don't particularly like cats.  She has a strong maternal instinct and in a multi-pet home is likely to groom all the other animals.   Although the Cancer cat is predictable and generally well-tempered, a full moon could bring out some moodiness and unusual behavior.  Don't be alarmed however, the behavior changes will be moderate and short-lived.  Cancer is ruled by the planet moon, so the effect of the full moon on our Cancerian should not be surprising.   Humans born under the signs of Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn and Pisces with be most compatible with the feline Cancer.

LEO   Jul 24-Aug 23  (Social, Confident, Demanding)
Leo is the cat with an attitude; they are natural attention seekers who crave the limelight.  He's a natural performer and expects you to be an appreciative audience.  Cynics of the world would categorize Leo felines as arrogant and self-centred, but the true cat lover knows they are charming, sociable and confident.  If they appear demanding it's because they were born under the sign of the lion after all.  Leos love heights, and as heights and dominance go hand in hand in the cat world, this preference for high altitudes isn't surprising.  Leo felines need to be respected and complimented and need humans that are prepared to spend quality time with them.  He loves to be groomed and fussed over, and naturally expects a lot of compliments while its being done.  Leo is the perfect cat lover's cat and is happiest in a household where he's fully appreciated and treated like one (albeit, the star) of the family.  In terms of compatibility he does best with humans who recognize and are willing to accommodate the needs of his very social nature; those born under the signs of Leo, Capricorn, Aries and Sagittarius will get along the best with the outgoing Leo.

VIRGO   Aug 24-Sep 23  (Fastidious, Finicky, Cautious)
Virgo is the feline fuddy-duddy; the ultimate party-pooper, Virgo detests noise and crowds.  She is very fastidious about everything and expects her human to be the same; so while she's spending hours grooming herself, she expects you to be making her environment spotless.  When it comes to food she can be finicky, and being strong-willed will go hungry rather than eat a food she doesn't like; fortunately she's easy to please with toys and especially enjoys a brown paper bag or a too small cardboard box to sit in.  Caution is a strong trait among Virgos, they are suspicious of anything new and will check it out thoroughly before deciding it doesn't pose a threat.  Being a bit of a loner, she enjoys solitary time and doesn't demand the attention that most other signs do.  While the Virgo is not the most demonstrative, they do possess a subtle charm that they don't hesitate to use to get their own way.  Virgos are independent and routine oriented, and make an ideal companion for someone who will provide them with a calm, routine home life.  Virgo felines are well suited to Virgo, Taurus, Cancer and Capricorn humans.

LIBRA   Sep 24-Oct 23  (Loving, Trusting, Gregarious)
Happy, well adjusted and social are the most predominant characteristics of a cat born under the Libra sign. Libra cats are the ones who seem to always be rubbing up against your leg or hopping onto your lap.  Venus, the goddess of love is the ruling planet of those born under the sign of Libra so it's not surprising that they love to be pampered and fussed over and enjoy the finer things in life like a soft, fluffy pillow or a tummy rub.  Libra is represented by the sign of the scales so you can expect the Libra feline to be well-balanced; sociable and friendly but not a sycophant; happy go lucky but sometimes contemplative; gentle and sensitive but a hell-raiser on occasion.  They love and have a need to be around humans. Libran cats are generally very well behaved and trusting of almost anyone. They hate to be scolded and will go out of their way to avoid getting into trouble. They are gregarious and vocal, occasionally even a little boisterous and loud. Because of the Libran's sociability and loving manner, they are compatible with most humans especially those humans born under Leo, Taurus, Pisces, Gemini and Libra.

SCORPIO   Oct 24-Nov 22  (Intense, Independent, Mysterious)
Scorpio cats possess all the traits that led both to cat worship and cat persecution during various periods in history: mysteriousness, independence, strong will, and secretiveness.  Looking into the dark, intense, piercing eyes of a Scorpio, it's not too difficult to understand the spell that cats can cast over humans.  Scorpio marches to his own drummer, so if you expect that your Scorpio is going to be cute, cuddly and gentle, you will be in for a nasty surprise; your Scorpio is fiercely independent and prefers to spend the day in imaginary hunt to curling up in your lap.  Scorpio is a natural hunter and prefers animal-shaped squeaky toys that he can hunt and attack with abandon.  He does have his affectionate moments, but like everything else in his life, it will be on his own terms.  By nature the Scorpio isn't a particularly social cat because of an inherent distrust for people he doesn't know well.  Scorpios are an ideal cat for people who respect a cat for exactly what it is.  The freedom loving Scorpio is very compatible with the freedom loving flower children of Aquarius; and is also compatible with Capricorn, Virgo and Cancer humans. 

SAGITTARIUS   Nov 23-Dec 21  (Playful, Energetic, Impulsive)
Some cats just never seem to grow up. They retain the playful goofiness of kittens for a lifetime. If you happen to know such a cat, chances are its a Sagittarian. As kittens they are so full of energy they can drive you up a wall; they are impulsive and bratty but lovable daredevils by nature and are oblivious to any rules you try to impose. As it grows up, you can expect it to mellow somewhat but don't expect it to ever become the type that spends its time lazily sleeping on the window ledge.  It will never lose its inquisitiveness and will always look for new and exciting things to do.  The Sagittarian bores easily so make sure she has plenty of toys, or she'll make her own out of things you'd rather she didn't.  Sagittarian cats believe life is to be enjoyed and have a zest for fun, especially if it's messy.  The Sagittarian cat loves people and fits well into families, becoming just another one of the kids, playing games and doing its share to mess up the house.  They get along best with laid-back, informal types of humans, like Geminis, Sagittarians, Librans and Aquarians.

CAPRICORN   Dec 22-Jan 20  (Reserved, Persistent, Moody)
Cats born under the sign of Capricorn are generally reserved, well mannered and seem to mature at an early age.  They are moody by nature and will take to sulking when they do not get their own way.  She can be very persistent, whether it's in getting her own way or sulking to let you know she's offended.  While sulking they want to be left alone and will not be cajoled or sweet talked into being friendly.  She is possessive of her own toys, sleeping places, and her other possessions such as her humans.   At the best of times, Capricorn felines are not demonstrative, but they do like being near their humans and when in the mood they enjoy being on your lap.  Cat lovers will be delighted to know that Capricorn cats hold a special disdain for people who hate cats.  Even more delightful is the ability they have to sniff out cat haters and will go out of their way to make their life miserable.  Capricorn cats enjoy another feline companion - as long as it's well-behaved; and  are very compatible with households that are orderly and quiet.  For this reason, they often make an ideal companion for Taurus, Cancer and Virgo humans.

AQUARIUS   Jan 21-Feb 19  (Free-Spirited, Eccentric, Unpredictable)
Aquarians are the ultimate party cat, carefree, funloving and devoid of responsibility. Like all party animals, they come to life after dark.  Just as you are slipping into a deep slumber, don't be surprised if your Aquarian cat starts with his cat crazies running around the house like a drug induced maniac, and don't be surprised as well if he pounces on you a few times in attempts to invite you to the party. Aquarians are action cats and you'll never know what to expect from one minute to the next with them.  The Aquarian cat is curious and needs new things to do, new areas to explore and new trouble to get into. Don't expect to train your Aquarian cat, he's not dumb but he has a short attention span and is too free-spirited, so you may as well just give up and enjoy him as he is.  Aquarians enjoy their share of affection; and even more than their share of attention, opting for quantity over quality.  They make friends with every human and animal they meet.  Aquarian cats get along famously with Aquarian humans, both will appreciate and respect the others need for eccentricity and unusual lifestyles; they also do well with a busy Gemini or an enthusiastic Sagittarian human. 

PISCES   Feb 20-Mar 20  (Calm, Patient, Easy-Going)
Pisces is the twelfth and last sign of the zodiac and the Piscean cat typifies the sense of peace, calm and reflection associated with the ending of a cycle. The Pisces cat could teach the rest of the world about love, peace and patience. She is not at all aggressive and tries to get along with everyone.  Even in a multi-cat household, the Pisces will not involve herself with territorial wars or concerns about being top cat. There is not too much that upsets this easy going, non-demanding cat, but she obviously prefers a quiet and serene domestic environment.  Pisces are extremely loyal towards their humans as long as they are treated gently and not expected to perform athletic tricks.  Pisces has a disdain for exercise and a love of leisure. Although she is not the friskiest of cats, she does enjoy play as long as it doesn't take too much energy and with her short attention span she likely won't play for long.  Pisces will fit well into any family and is tolerant of children as long as they treat her gently.  Humans born under the signs of Taurus, Cancer and Pisces will be most compatible with the feline Pisces.